Sunday, March 29, 2009

Shameless Plea

So my dear friend put up a post about talk show hosts and their fame, and how they are famous for being tv hosts and how he wanted to have their job. (Run-on sentence complete)

He mentioned Pat Sajak.

Pat Sajak then commented on his blog. Or at least someone from Maryland who wanted him to believe that Pat Sajak commented on his blog.

This got me to thinking. Could I attract the famous people who are my "heroes" simply by writing about them? I don't know, but I know I must try. Famous ones reading this, I thank you in advance for your time.

Jessica Biel:

Ms. Biel, I have loved you for years. My friends mock me for my love, but I simply think you are great. I have seen your movies, even Summer Catch. When you auctioned a date with yourself, I seriously considered trying to raise the was for a good cause. However, I was only able to raise $10.73, and the winning bid was $30,000. I was close, oh, so close.

Bruce Willis:

I know that you are a busy man, so I won't waste your time with a list of things that make you more manly than any man on the planet, but it is long. It is my firm belief that any movie could be improved simply by having you in it. You are the man.

Salman Rushdie:

You are one of my favorite authors. Your book Midnight's Children is one I try to make all of my friends read. I would love to someday meet you and just listen to you tell stories. The way you weave history, fable, fantasy and fact make your creations stay alive in a reader's brain long after s/he has put down your book.

Sandra Day O'Connor:

As the first female Justice of the United States Supreme Court, I knew you had to be pretty cool. Then I saw you on The Daily Show. And you confirmed your coolness. Your intelligence and humor, as well as your drive to leave this country and world a better place than you found it was evident. I applaud your campaign to educate people about the government and judicial system which rules our country. I thank you for your service. I think you are a credit to Americans everywhere.

Norah Jones:

Ever since I first heard your album Come Away With Me I have scoured music stores for any and all music you have put out. I swear, you could read the phone book, and I would buy the album. Your smooth, wistful voice, which at times, like in the Little Willies album, can have a powerful edge to it, seems to invite the listener to sit down and relax, to partake in the joyous event that is your music. You are not just a singer or a performer, you are a musician. It seems to me that the music is a part of you.

Mike Rowe:

You know why you get the shout out. It isn't just Dirty Jobs. It isn't just Deadliest Catch. It is the fact that you are awesome. And cool. And that we all think that we know you just because we watch your shows. Way to be. Way to be.

And finally....

Frank White:

You have always been my favorite Royal. Growing up I always wanted to see you play when I came to the ball park. I am sadly too young to remember the 1985 World Series, but have seen highlights. Whenever people want to talk about that team, you are the first player that comes to my mind. I would love to someday shake your hand.

So that is all I have, my famous friends. Leave comments as you feel. C'mon, you know you want to. If Pat Sajak will do it, I know you will too.


Sam said...

I'm not famous, but that was an excellent post. I hope Ms. Biel can honor your long standing commitment to her by dropping you a post.

amieso! (I felt like it needed some excitement at the end.)

Anonymous said...

I Dream of Scotland,
I was googling my name today and your blog appeared in my search. I am usually not one to come and comment on someones blog but yours intrigued me. I would love to go on a date with you. Raise those funds to take me out on the town and I will be there.

Kelley said...

wow john! i cant believe your shameless plea worked! look at that jessica biel. wow! i hope you can contact her to have that date.

I Dream of Scotland said...

WOW. Jessica Biel commented MOMENTS before Kelley stopped by and also commented. I was a little disturbed that she is requiring that I raise $30,000 to go on a date with her, but I suppose if it is for a good cause, I will try my best.

Liz.EJ.Lizzard.Elizabeth. said...

excellent, I'm so glad you wrote this :) I'm sorry I'm not famous

karlie nicole mann. said...

I LOVE THIS. way to go. follow your dreams john.

kk said...

i laughed out loud when i read this.


i hope things work out for the future mr. and mrs. Jessica biel.

of COURSE you'll be taking her name right?