Sunday, July 13, 2008

I Be Clubbing

Tonight I went clubbing. That's right, for those who know me, don't adjust your screens....I went to a club. In my defense, I went to see my neighbor's girlfriend do a comdy sketch. It did not go well. Think of your typical party club. Dancing, skanky, model thin girls, lots of strange drinks with names like "Running Around Naked On The Beach Last Winter When The Dolphins Swam By And One Got Beached....with a twist". Now insert a half a dozen theater geeks trying to do sketch comedy.

And now you know how my night went.

I observed many fascinating things, all of which I am too tired to write about. But I may soon write about one, all or none of the following observations:

-Girls at clubs are trying way to hard to be noticed while trying their best not to look like they want to be noticed.
-Guys at clubs have an extra level of testosterone that makes them both ridiculous and humorous at the same time
-Comedians all too often seem to substitute vulgarity and shock value for humor
-Girls with multiple tattoos are hot
-Guys with multiple tattoos are not
-Gay guys always get to grab girls in places that if I did it, I would be slapped
-Guys who get drunk and then get loud and obnoxious are not cool
-Tonight I finally heard the song 'I Kissed a Girl" in its entirety.....while watching two girls kiss....
-I hate clubs

Whelp, that is all I have energy for. Oh, and I should note that apparently my pup does not appreciate it when I am out this late. She gave me a very stern look when I came in.

3 comments:

karlie nicole mann. said...

john. you wrote this at 11:15pm. which means you had to have gotten home well before that time to have time to write it. and that's late to you?! :) grania is strict...

I Dream of Scotland said...

The time stamp on my blog was apparrently set to the wrong time zone. The post was actually at 1:17am. I wish I had known about this time stamp thing before my post. It would have saved me the embarrasment.

sara said...

favorite line: "drinks with names like 'Running Around Naked On The Beach Last Winter When The Dolphins Swam By And One Got Beached....with a twist'"